35 goals in the Bundesliga this weekend - one for just about everybody except Cologne's Anthony Modeste. All he got was a hip-hop video tribute from a youthful Frenchman called MKN, which you should definitely watch. Matt and Abel take on the reasons for Mainz's recent drop into the thick of the relegation fight, as well as Schalke's chances to sneak into Europe after all. They also wax lyrical about hat tricks from Thomas Delaney and Mario Gomez, and the latest miracles performed by Thiago Alcantara and Robert Lewandowski. Produced by Aidan Rantoul.