Where else could we start this week? Bayern LOSE a game and it's only MD3! Hoffenheim were a bit too crafty for the defending champs on Saturday night, Robert Lewandowski spoke candidly to Spiegel about his concerns for the club's future, and all hell breaks loose. Matt and Abel are all over that hell from minute one, moving on to Bibiana Steinhaus' historic Sunday in Berlin, Cologne's continued funk, and Domenico Tedesco's thus-far-winning gamble on youth auf Schalke. Rounded out by a glance at the European engagements to come. Produced by Aidan Rantoul.